Артём Орлов

"Shit happens" _____________________________________________ "Don't worry - be happy" _____________________________________________ * Даль, что бы найти новые слова, разрывал плакат Харухи и бил болванки на глазах у анимешников и записывал... пока не скончался, от безмерной десуфикации. *десуфикация - приминение десуфикатора на дусуфицируемом. *десуфикатор - бита с надписью "десу". _____________________________________________ I remembered that what I was little, I had liked N.H.K. In elementary school, I saw Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water. It was such an interesting anime. Huh. Anime … Mentioning anime brings up images of otaku. When it comes to otaku, they tend to be poor at human contact. People who are poor at human contact tend to become hikikomori. Really? I see! At this point, the direct connection between N.H.K. and hikikomori finally should be obvious to everyone. In short, by broadcasting such interesting anime, N.H.K. mass-produced anime otaku, thereby essentially creating hikikomori on a large scale. Dammit! What a dirty thing to do! However, now I had stumbled upon their conspiracy. … I had discovered the truth behind everything. H stood for Hikikomori! In other words, N.H.K. represented “Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai!” - Tatsuhiko Takimoto, Welcome to the N.H.K.