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An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. Andy Warhol Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television. Andy Warhol Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. Andy Warhol Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. Andy Warhol During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered. Andy Warhol Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details. Andy Warhol Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. Andy Warhol Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Andy Warhol Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. Andy Warhol I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment." Andy Warhol I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with. Andy Warhol I am a deeply superficial person. Andy Warhol I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows. Andy Warhol I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. Andy Warhol I like boring things. Andy Warhol I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic. Andy Warhol I never think that people die. They just go to department stores. Andy Warhol I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' Andy Warhol I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of "work," because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep. Andy Warhol I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own. Andy Warhol I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? Andy Warhol I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money. Andy Warhol I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning. Andy Warhol I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous." Andy Warhol I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom. Andy Warhol I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks. Andy Warhol If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me