Основная информация Дата рождения: 9 Февраля 1997 Пол: Мужской Семейное положение: влюблён Контакты Skype: gggggggggggg.ru VK: id136924295 | Образование Место учёбы: ДФ ННГУ им. Лобачевского Факультет: Экономика и управление на предприятии Форма обучения: Очно-заочное отделение Статус: Кандидат наук Год окончания: 2017 Школа № 18 2005-2016 класс "а"специализация: ученик |
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