Александр Рябцев

-Anything that happens, happens. Anthing that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anthing that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order,though. (Douglas Adams) -For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. (D.A.) -How can I tell that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensation and my state of mind?(D.A.) -Its not the fall that kills you; its the sudden stop at the end(D.A.) -Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that, were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and in extreme cases shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech and writing is evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed and totally un****ed-up personality.(D.A.) -There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.(D.A.)