Кирилл Гусаков

Все что не делается-все к лучшему! Лучше один раз попробовать и потерпеть неудачу,чем не решиться попробовать вовсе и думать об этом всю жизнь Тот кто хочет-ищет способ, кто не хочет-ищет причину. Без поражений, побед не бывает! .....Whisper: [after Jack hires her to sleep with David, but David prefers to just talk with her] Do you want a blowjob or something? David Walsh: No, I'm good. Thanks. Whisper: Do you wanna fuck? David Walsh: You know, that's really sweet, but, uh... I don't think it's a good idea. Whisper: You can jerk off on my tits if you want. David Walsh: You know, as much as I'd love to, I think I'm gonna pass. [stops to open a beer] David Walsh: Whisper, do you have a boyfriend? Whisper: Yeah. David Walsh: What would you do if he was having sex with another girl? Whisper: Play with her tits?.... ....Eric: Jack, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Jack: Uh... Six. Eric: Oh, so close. It was "Go fuck yourself!"......(ost Employee of the month) Jim's Mother: Idle time is the devil's play thing.... .... Pedro: Yo, you think that'll keep him out of Heaven? Mickey: What are you, kidding me? Jesus Christ himself would of laughed at that, it was hillarious(ost Basketball Diaries) ....Emily Friehl: Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.(ost A lot like Love) Alfie: Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.(ost Alfie) Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broke. But you can still see the crack in that mothefucker's reflection.(Lady Gaga)