Dima Krivochenitser

"Religion is a faith acquired and is changeable. Nationality is one's flesh and blood; it is his total nature. Even death cannot undo it." --Dr. David B. Perley Only the educated are free. Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD), Discourses Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988) Every culture has its distinctive and normal system of government. Yours is democracy, moderated by corruption. Ours is totalitarianism, moderated by assassination. Unknown Russian The play's the thing...wherein i'll catch the conscience of the king! - Hamlet "If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots." - Maddox "Allllll right...Giggady Giggady Giggady..." - Quagmire "I'd better not find any sprinkles...for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you" -Stewie "In Russia, complaining about the cold in winter is like arguing with the sun for rising — an exercise for fools, not to mention wimps" - BBC "He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past." -George Orwell "Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror." -Rita Rudner "Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann "A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view." -Joey Adams Some people bring happiness wherever they go, some people bring happiness whenever they go... ~Oscar Wilde "The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." -Samuel Johnson "Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires." -Sigmund Freud "As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death." -George Bernard Shaw "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -Aristotle "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." -George Orwell