| Основная информация Дата рождения: 7 Июня 1920 Пол: Мужской Семейное положение: в активном поиске Контакты Город: Белоярский VK: id58177729 | |
| Жизненная позиция Полит. предпочтения: социалистические Мировоззрение: незнаю | Личные интересы Деятельность: В 3 часа ночи звонит мобильный телефон.... - Спишь? - Нет, блин, жду пока ты позвонишь! 2) Сидиш вконтакте, тебе пишут.... - Что делаеш? - Пиздец, с парашутом прыгаю! А что, разве не видно?) 3) Идеш по городу с поломаной загипсованой рукой.... - Что, руку поломал? - Не, ты что, просто так гипс примерить решил) 4) Звонок.... - Алло, ты где? - В туалете. - Что делаеш? - Танцую блин) 5) Стоиш возле входа, кто-то спрашивает.... - Стоиш? - Нет, летаю блять) 6) На следующее утро после Нового года.... - Здрастье, у вас хлеб свежый? - Нет, прошлогодний) 7) В магазине.... - У вас мука есть? - Есть - Дайте пожайлуста пачку жевачек) 8) Самый распростанённый случай, звонок на домашний.... - Алло, ты где? - В космосе, блин) 9) Опять звонок.... - Алло? - Да - А куда я попал? - А куда ты блять целился???) 10) И снова в магазине.... - Здравствуйте, у вас хлеб свежий? - Да - Пиздато)) - Вам дать? - Не-не, не надо!)) : У меня хомяк умер. >> >> - Что, реально умер? >> >> - Нет, блядь, со спецэффектами !!! Телефонистка: >> >> - номер, который Вы вызываете, не отвечает... >> >> - что, совсем??? >> >> - нет, блядь, первые две цифры ответили, а остальные молчат!!! >> >> Приходит мужик к врачу и высовывает маленький-маленький член. >> >> Врач смотрит на член и спрашивает: >> >> -Жалуетесь? >> >> Мужик: >> >> -Нет блядь, хвастаюсь!!! >> >> Начальник -секретарше: - Соберите всех сотрудников на совещание, срочно! >> >> - По селектору? >> >> - Нет блядь, через "Одноклассников", так быстрей будет!!! >> >> - Милый... у меня две полоски... >> >> - Ты беременна? >> >> - Нет, блядь, я бурундук!!! >> >> Подходит на рынке (М)ужик к (Б)абке, которая торгует картошкой. >> >> М: Бабушка, у вас картошка на посадку? >> >> Б : (злобно) - Нет, блядь, НА ВЗЛЁТ !!! 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