Мария Баева

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times. My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. If you are going through hell, keep going. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. I am easily satisfied with the very best. A joke is a very serious thing. Winston Churchill