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Дорога в школу - звериная тропа
Дневник - книга жалоб и предложений
Ответ у доски - прямой репортаж с петлёй на шее
Буфетчица - сорока-воровка
Шпаргалка - райская птичка
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В раздевалке - Бородинская битва
Столовая - много хочешь - мало получишь
Ученицы на уроке - спящие красавицы
Ученики на уроке - всадники без головы
Географическая карта - тайна 2ух океанов
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Общий побег с урока - никто не хотел умирать
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ЗВОНОК НА УРОК -- гром гремит кусты трясутся.
ЗВОНОК С УРОКА -- любимая мелодия.
КАБИНЕТ ДИРЕКТОРА -- убойный отдел.
КАНИКУЛЫ -- долгожданная свобода
КЛАСС -- семейка Адамс.
КЛАССНЫЙ РУКОВОДИТЕЛЬ -- дрессировщик.
ЛАДОНЬ -- карманный справочник.
ЛИНЕЙКА В НАЧАЛЕ ГОДА -- черный день.
ЛОДЫРЬ -- герой нашего времени.
МАМА ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Терминатор 2.
ОТЕЦ ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Фантомас разбушевался.
Парта со "шпорами" -- сундук с золотом.
ПЕДСОВЕТ-- много шума из ничего.
ПЕРВОКЛАССНИКИ -- головастики.
ПЕРЕМЕНА -- всемирная война.
ПОДСКАЗКА -- пятый элемент.
ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ ПАРТА -- дом отдыха.
ПРОГУЛЬЩИКИ - их знали только в лицо.
РОДИТЕЛЬСКОЕ СОБРАНИЕ -- невиноватая я.
СЕМЕЧКИ -- школьная еда.
СТАРОСТА -- собачья работа.
СТОЛ УЧИТЕЛЯ -- пульт управления.
СТОЛОВАЯ -- никто не хочет умирать.
СРЫВ УРОКА -- да здравствует революция.
ТЕТРАДЬ ОТЛИЧНИКА -- толковый словарь.
ТУАЛЕТ -- шпаргалкохранилище.
УЧЕНИК ВОЗЛЕ ДОСКИ --в смертельной зоне.
УЧЕНИК СО ШПАРГАЛКОЙ -- человек с ружьем.
УЧЕНИК БЕЗ ШПАРГАЛКИ -- всадник без головы.
УЧИТЕЛЬ -- крепкий орешек.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ГЕОГРАФИИ -- говорящий глобус.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ИСТОРИИ-- "как это было".
УЧИТЕЛЬ ИНФОРМАТИКИ -- я не" хакер".
УЧИТЕЛЬ МАТЕМАТИКИ -- калькулятор.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗКУЛЬТУРЫ -- кенгуру.
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