Владислав Алексеев

Основная информация
Дата рождения: 15 Февраля
Пол: Мужской
Контакты
Город: Калининград
VK: id85790100

Образование
Место учёбы: КФ СПбУ МВД России (бывш. КЮИ МВД РФ)
Музыкальная школа им. Д. Д. Шостаковича 2000-2010специализация: мастер общестроительных работ

Жизненная позиция
Главное в людях: юмор и жизнелюбие
Главное в жизни: семья и дети
Вдохновляют: секс

Личные интересы
Деятельность: саморазвитие!
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