Иван Коротков

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done. - Linus Torvalds There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary Wilson Little Иногда будильник помогает проснуться, но в основном мешает спать. - bash.org.ru Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian Kernighan In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - Martin Golding There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. - C.A.R. Hoare A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says "I want a beer", barman says "you want a beer?", and the TCP packet says "yes, a beer".